Leon brought me back to reality with his contagious chuckles he was laughing at mark because once again mark had done something stupid he was trying to go into the female changing room to see the girls, but some of the ladies that were in there were upset about that so they called the security to chuck us out , this guard was no joke he looked liked the hulk and Shrek put together I’m not going to lie I was a bit scared, but Jason was like “why you lot running”, I was like “Jason have you not seen the size of him he is like three of us moulded into one”,Jason said “you man are bitch boys I’m not running”,
so then we were obligated to stay with him and get confronted by the guard he was a Nigerian man I could tell by his accent he was cussing us in his language none of us could understand so we didn’t really care so we started sticking are middle fingers up, and then we vacated the building.we was about to go home but then mark said something profound he said “lets draw these girls” me and Jason looked at each other and said, “mark you are a genius that is the smartest thing you have ever said”, so we sat on the wall outside waiting for the Peckham girls to come out of the gym, while waiting I asked Jason if he had any condoms and he said, “bro come on now I am always strapped up I thought in my head if these guys knew I was a virgin they would think I was a chief even mark had sex at least once and there’s me mister player with no hits on my list,
but I thought to myself today would change everything and I would be a new man. The Peckham girls came out of the gym I called jade over and the others came jade was like, “what do you want you guys are not serious” I said “do you want to come back to mine to jam” and she said,” were do you live” and I said, “Camberwell green” mark was starting to get Inpatient as the girls thought about coming he said, “what is the long ting” they looked at him and said shut up and then I was like, “forget what he said are you coming” they said yes I was so happy in my mind what made it even better was that my mum wasn’t at home so I had more freedom, today I was going to make history between my £9.99 Primark bed sheets, TO BE CONTINUED ........
Monday, 12 October 2009
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